Pressure your Hardways on the Las Vegas craps table

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How the Forty-Niners could roll a HARD SIX before America’s Team

Barry Gipson
3 min readFeb 5, 2024

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KEEP IT A BUCK

Between the Cowboys and Forty-Niners, there are 10 Lombardi trophies. At five a piece, it appears the Niners are still at the craps table. Meanwhile, the Cowboys have crapped out early per usual in the Wild Card round. The Faithful have pressure currently on their HARD SIX.

Will the Niners defeat the Chiefs, Taylor Swift, and the league all combined in Paradise, NV on February 11th? Only time will tell. In the meantime, the NINERS are still rolling the dice and looking to capitalize on a HARD SIX.

HARD SIX is simply rolling two threes with the dice on the craps table. With 9–1 odds when you hit a HARD SIX with a $5 bet, that’s a $45 rake on a single roll win. The rule of thumb is the longer you play the more likely the house wins.

To keep it a buck I hope the NINERS crap out. Why? Should they pull off the inevitable in SIN CITY they will add a sixth Lombardi trophy to their case. All Cowboys fans I’m certain hope they crap out too. Unless they’re likely a SWIFTY. The 49ers are –2 point favorites vs the Chiefs in Super Bowl 58 according to BETMGM.

Can Taylor Swift make it to Super Bowl LVIII after Japan ‘Eras’ tour performance? Patrick Smith/Getty Images.

Fools Gold

The Niner's last Lombardi they raked in on the craps table was in 1994. In the following year 1995, the Cowboys were also seen last at the table raking in their 5th Lombardi. Which of these 2 historical franchises will get to a HARD SIX first? That “Fool's gold” has the best odds, still.

The odds are currently in favor of a team I labeled “Fools Gold” before they whipped our ass in Levi’s pants WK5 of the NFL season. The Chiefs on the other hand at the table are rolling for that HARD FOUR. How ironic that SB58 will be held in Paradise, NV to determine this game’s winner.

Every NFL season seems to be BLUR now as a Fan Base Creator. This season flew by faster than ever. Either way, I knew I wanted to be at the craps table on February 11th to witness who hits their HARD WAY first.

I like My Homeboy over Mr. Irrelevant at the craps table. Simply because I want the NINERS to remain “Fools Gold” and sad since 1994. You would have to know our history as two NFL teams. New reader here? Be sure to follow for more SB58 stories in February. We are a HARD SIX away from making history together here.

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Barry Gipson
Barry Gipson

Written by Barry Gipson

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